Sunday, January 11, 2009

When I die will I go to heaven?

When I die will I go to heaven?
Multiple Choice:
A. I don’t care.
B. I don’t know.
C. I don’t believe.
D. All the above.

A. I don’t care.
There’s just too much good stuff on this earth to give up.
It’s not about doing what you want. It’s about enjoying what you do.

B. I don’t know.
You believe in the wind because it smacks you in the face.
Someone ‘s smacking you in the face right now. Pay attention!

C. I don’t believe.
If you’re right and I’m wrong, nobody gets hurt.
But, if I’m right and you’re wrong, I get to spend eternity in a really, really nice place. You have to spend eternity in an agonizing hell.
A-gon-i-zing.

D. All the above.
Time’s almost up. It’s your choice.

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